Oh, the joys of DeJoy’s Postal Service! It seems like they just can’t get it right, can they? Take my recent experience, for example. I ordered some merchandise all the way from Chicago, with the destination being sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. The expected delivery date? January 13th, today.
Now, being the curious customer that I am, I decided to check the USPS tracking last night. And what do I find? To my utter surprise (and disappointment), my package has somehow ended up in Spokane, Washington. Yes, you read that right. Spokane. That’s a good 1,100 miles away from its intended destination.
Now, I don’t like to point fingers, but it’s hard not to when the Post Office, under DeJoy’s watchful eye, can’t even route packages correctly. I mean, come on! Is it too much to ask for a little bit of competence?
DeJoy, my dear friend, perhaps it’s time to have your salary zeroed out, just like the Republican GOP did to that pervert Zieglar. After all, when incompetence becomes the norm, it’s only fair that the consequences follow suit.
So here’s to you, DeJoy, for reminding us that when it comes to mishaps, the Postal Service has truly perfected the art. Bravo!
