Well, I had a productive March, with some paintings worked on, some music moved along in the production process, along with some music recorded . And a personal high water mark in visitors, though I don’t know what they looked at because WordPress stats suck so bad.
This is WP ‘s (there goes the fucked up “smart” quotes again) stats page:

It shows 408 pages viewed, from 400 visitors, (which is weird; usually a visitors views 3-5 pages) but only 48 homepage hits. Where are the rest of the page hits? Who knows. And the referer links are significantly lower than expected.
Well, Jetpack on iOS ipad shows different stats than iOS iphone. Here’s the iPhone stats for March:

This time the individual page stats look normal , but the visitor count is different. Way to fuck things up Automattic!
And to just throw a monkey wrench into the mix, here’s Google’s Analytics posted today. It shows significantly lower viewership, more in line with the expected results.

And here’s two snapshots of viewers and page hits which seem more believeable:


All told, Automattic needs to revisit their stats generation process; it seems to be genuinely fucked up.